"Did you remember to switch the carpet off?"
"There's a car park at the top of the volcano."
[In winter] "I'm going out to the garden to warm up."
"Here, these apples have been reduced to ¥300 each."
"Is cat poo burnable or non-burnable rubbish?"
"Yes. Very kawaii."
[half-way up a mountain] "There's must be a drinks machine round here somewhere."
"He's got a cold so he went to the hospital."
"It can't be helped."
"Where's that voice coming from?"
"What time do the ATMs close?"
"TIJ"
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